For the First Time in My Life

Today, for the first time in my life, I am wearing seersucker. I always wanted to, but was afraid that I'm too dark-featured to pull it off. This weekend though I saw a beautiful black woman wearing a seersucker suit and she inspired me to break out the pants I bought ages ago.

I really feel like a true Southerner now. If I start wearing saddle shoes or talking like Foghorn Leghorn, y'all have permission to promptly intervene.