At least it wasn't a dickey

For once in life, the Wisconsin judicial system is slightly more laughable than Georgia's.

The Associated Press reports that Milwaukee Circuit Judge William Sosnay held up court for three hours because he was outraged that a prosecutor showed up wearing a eye-popping red ascot instead of a tie. The prosecutor's fashion faux pas was not only apparently a blatant violation of court rules, but according to the Judge, "bordered on contemptuous".

Never fear though, the prosecutor is taking it all in stride and promises to continue his kicky neckwear rotation of long ties, bow ties and ascots- but leaving the latter for non-court days.