Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Sugar Sugar Honey Honey

I just realized in horror when I reached down for just one more that I had already eaten the last Twizzler in the bag. It was a movie-size bag too. This is in addition to 3 lollipops earlier and swedish fish for breakfast. And lots of gum.

This is what happens when they schedule your most important legislation for a hearing and give you just over 24 hours notice. Despite this, I am happy to say that for once in life I am READY and have stellar opposition to their evil. I am the Sugar Superwoman.

Unfortunately, I think my body will likely act differently now than how it did when I was a teenager and subsisted for months on nothing but gummi bears and strawberry yogurt. The name of my zine then was Sugar Witch. I actually LOST weight on that diet. Not anymore....

Are there any cocktails that are candy-based? I could use one of those by tomorrow evening.

2 comments:

Reem Tara said...

i feel like you could make a drink with that cherry vodka (UV has one) and sprite and granadine and have a twizzler as a straw. i mean, its going to be sweet, but effing delicious if you ask me...

Sara Ashes said...

i want to make a gummi bear drink with gummi bears on a stick- on a spit!